Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey

NF Reporter

Arriving to the cheers of thousands of excited onlookers gathered at the Les Minimes marina to witness history in the making, insurance-claims adjuster Gary Morgan, 42, completed the first nonstop leisurely solo float across the Atlantic Ocean in an inflated rubber tube Tuesday.

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Eagle One

He floated across the Alantic on an inner tube? Is that all? HA - this is nothing! I once floated across the Atlantic on a 1,000 foot long STEEL BOAT!

Seriously, I think a little research on this story would reveal this guy just broke up with his boyfriend and was feeling suicidal.